Please do not wrap me in plastic assumptions,

nor diminish me to gutter headlines.

My life cannot be prescribed or described.

It twists and turns of its own accord;

a terrifying tumult of free choice and consequences.

I turn the clockwork of self-defeating mechanisms;

spring-loaded spikes pierce the pomposity

of delusion with alarming regularity;

A self-igniting firework,

Leaving burnt holes in the sofa of lived illusion.

I am an arsonist of norms and normality,

a bit-part protagonist of social disruption,

erupting like a volcano of impractical magma,

pragmatic dogmatism, optimistic nihilism

in splendid isolationism.

I am a fantastically feathered vulture,

pecking away at my twisted intestines

with self-doubt and grandeur, while sh*tting diamonds;

a twisted fish swimming in confusion having discovered

the sat-nav was not waterproof.

Speaking of electricity, which we weren’t,

I am entirely ungrounded,

and liable to trip the fuse of acceptability

with predictable regularity.